Tuesday, June 26, 2012

If You Were Born in Texas...

You are not allowed to complain about how hot it is.

I'm pretty sure you don't hear Eskimos (Is that not PC now? Eskimos? What should I say Inuit? Or Intuit? Which one is the accounting software? Wait, don't they make quickbooks? I HATE ACCOUNTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) back up, I'm pretty sure you don't hear Eskimos/Inuit people complaining about how cold it is.

Look, it's hot. Doy. It's Texas.

If you say how hot it is, then I'm going so far as to say that you are redundant.

You are committing a pleonasm. A superfluousity. Yeah, I can make words up this is my blog. I can blog like a boss!

So that is my PSA for the day:
It's hot.
Get over it.
You have 2 options:
Find a pool.
Take a nap.

Thank you.


MammaBearTyler said...

How can you not love this!!

Sweet T said...

I'll remember this post when it's cold and windy! Ha! :)