Oatmeal for Christmas

This kid. Seriously. Today I ask my 2 yr old sweet booger bear, "Leelah, what would you like for Christmas?" The child responds with a smile, "Oatmeal". What kid says that? So I told her all about Santa, Reindeer- Rudolph especially, and of course Jesus' birthday. I then asked her again, "Leelah what do you want for Christmas?" Again she replies, "Oatmeal". I am laughing hard by the point so she adds, "Jelly Beans?" And finally when I asked her the 3rd time her reply was "Oatmeal (laugh), Jelly Beans, and Presents." Looks like I better hit H.E.B. with the sleigh.